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by JTyre
Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:25 am
Forum: Ride Planning
Topic: Sunday, June 16 - Metchosin Dads Ride
Replies: 3
Views: 113

Re: Sunday, June 16 - Metchosin Dads Ride

I understand. Enjoy your ride, and I hope you have good company, swoops, and lots of sniffs.

See it at coffee, we can to start rebuilding then,

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by JTyre
Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:59 pm
Forum: Ride Planning
Topic: Sunday, June 16 - Metchosin Dads Ride
Replies: 3
Views: 113

Re: Sunday, June 16 - Metchosin Dads Ride

Dearest Rolf, http://media.giphy.com/media/gjC7ucoTg5AkHGcy3J/giphy.gif ... and so reciprocate by ditching your silly Metchosin route and helping your best buddy get ready for the Penticton Fundo with this . This way, we can cut off from the regular social Sunday at Willis, gossip about Alan, and st...
by JTyre
Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:58 am
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Mashby's mashup: My ride report
Replies: 5
Views: 75

Re: Mashby's mashup: My ride report

Rolf wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:56 am
Y'know, there's an easier way to brag about doing all that solo vert 15 minutes faster than mashby, JT: change your privacy settings on Strava. :idea:
Sorry about the privacy settings, Rolf. Last time I exposed myself to you I was peeling off scabs for six weeks. :D
by JTyre
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:48 am
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Mashby's mashup: My ride report
Replies: 5
Views: 75

Mashby's mashup: My ride report

This morning, in support of mashby and against all of the negative responses, I tested his most recent route proposal + one clockwise loop of CHGC (on my crossbike). Here is my ride report: 1. Depart 5:30 am 2. Flat, climb, flat, climb, flat, climb, flat 3. Arrive PV at 7:20 am, 46 km. Next time mas...
by JTyre
Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:12 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Wed June 12 farm-x. I see your hill and I raise you HILLS
Replies: 14
Views: 112

Re: Wed June 12 farm-x. I see your hill and I raise you HILLS

... and out of view of my laptop's onboard camera, I sometimes like to do this ... http://media.giphy.com/media/4j9XOYo6IVDK8/giphy.gif p.s. This is a repeat giphy, which I only share again because: a) it's been ages since Claire has scolded me, and b) Ms. Tyre is out of town and wasn't able to grab...
by JTyre
Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Wed June 12 farm-x. I see your hill and I raise you HILLS
Replies: 14
Views: 112

Re: Wed June 12 farm-x. I see your hill and I raise you HILLS

Mark, do you sometimes feel like ... http://media.giphy.com/media/XkaD8BCGVdifK/giphy.gif Don't worry, I'm your friend, even on hills. But, not tomorrow because I have a recurring 6 am teleconference on Wednesdays. I never miss these because I'm able to participate from my home office with only my p...
by JTyre
Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Sunday, June 9 - Testament, Partridge Hills and some speed trails
Replies: 15
Views: 158

Re: Sunday, June 9 - Testament, Partridge Hills and some speed trails

That's a beaut of a route, Ron, but I'll be staring down at asphalt for 5.5 hours morrow morning. Your way into Partridge will feature plenty of hike-a-bike; last visit Rolf was close to an orgasm, while Fozzy cursed continuously :D. Let me know what you think of that connection into the Centra Gas ...
by JTyre
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:03 am
Forum: Tripleshot Racing
Topic: Heather Simonson Busted!
Replies: 4
Views: 177

Heather Simonson Busted!

A friendly constable was kind enough to accept my request to laser Heather speeding along Dallas during yesterday's Master's TT. Congratulations on your win, Heather! Your ticket is in the mail.

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by JTyre
Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:04 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Friday, June 7 - (Pearl) Jam to UVic
Replies: 8
Views: 135

Re: Friday, June 7 - (Pearl) Jam to UVic

You got me there, Ron.

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by JTyre
Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Friday, June 7 - (Pearl) Jam to UVic
Replies: 8
Views: 135

Re: Friday, June 7 - (Pearl) Jam to UVic

I'm in, and sticking with the 90s musical theme,

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by JTyre
Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:30 am
Forum: Ride Planning
Topic: Island 500
Replies: 6
Views: 201

Re: Island 500

Roland wrote:
Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:00 am
This is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Alan
Rolf
by JTyre
Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:11 am
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Sunday, June 30 MAGA Cross Ride
Replies: 8
Views: 142

Re: Sunday, June 30 MAGA Cross Ride

Hi Ron, I'd be totally up for that, but I'm still working on my fitness and handling skills for the Penticton Fondo in mid-July ...

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by JTyre
Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:39 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Wednesday June 5 farm-x
Replies: 10
Views: 150

Re: Wednesday June 5 farm-x

Rolf wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 2:10 pm
Overcoming a hacky sack injury from a back-to-the-nineties weekend.
1. "Back-to-the-nineties weekend". Maybe.
2. "Hacky sack injury". I call bullshite!

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by JTyre
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:13 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Wednesday June 5 farm-x
Replies: 10
Views: 150

Re: Wednesday June 5 farm-x

Sorry, Mark. I have a 6 am teleconference most Wednesdays that Tylenol won't alleviate.
by JTyre
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:13 pm
Forum: Stats & Race Reports
Topic: Masters_TTT_Results
Replies: 5
Views: 167

Re: Masters_TTT_Results

Ditto what Andrew just said.

p.s. Alan, please ignore JohnT's razzing about your mismatched jersey. You'd never fall to peer pressure from your other three teammates, would you?

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by JTyre
Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:17 pm
Forum: Ride Planning
Topic: Sunday C for June
Replies: 5
Views: 239

Re: Sunday C for June

Barton, I know that you devised that hilly route for our own good, but even so,

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p.s. And Wayne, to your question, "is the Penticton Fondo still open for registration"? It is, here.
by JTyre
Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:02 pm
Forum: Ride Planning
Topic: Sunday C for June
Replies: 5
Views: 239

Re: Sunday C for June

I'm in Barton, need to get some kilometerage in before the Penticton Fondo.

Do you you think it will be too warm for my cyclocross kit?

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by JTyre
Thu May 30, 2019 5:50 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Friday, May 31 - Tolmie, Haro, Mystic Ditty
Replies: 4
Views: 112

Re: Fridy Crss Rde

I'm in, but if Alan tells another bald joke, I'm gonna lose it,

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by JTyre
Fri May 24, 2019 3:14 pm
Forum: Cyclocross
Topic: Sundy May 26 Cross Ride
Replies: 22
Views: 301

Re: Sundy May 26 Cross Ride

Mike, "Sundy". Really?! This carefree attitude of yours ... https://media.giphy.com/media/HgirkVPmAATTO/giphy.gif ... has got to go. As Rolf and Alan will attest, we run a tight ship here on the TS cyclocross subforum. Perhaps you need some further edumacation, https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohc10nd...
by JTyre
Fri May 24, 2019 8:01 am
Forum: TripleShot Cycling
Topic: 3 FERRIES RIDE MAY 26
Replies: 40
Views: 1296

Re: 3 FERRIES RIDE MAY 26

Would someone please reassure Paul Christopher that we're not going to get lost on Sunday's ride. Loading this route map on a Garmin might help.

I am tired of seeing Paul at coffee in this state of mind,

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