Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

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John D
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Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by John D » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:59 am

Now that's a subject line that I never expected to write on the Forum, but there you have it.

Apparently some of our riders have been urinating around the building and in the parking lot before our Tue/Fri rides. The building manager originally thought it was homeless people but recently busted a couple of riders. The building owners are now threatening to ban Tripleshot from using their parking lot if this continues.

So, to the "dicks" responsible for putting the club in this rather embarrassing position, give your head a shake (your big head not your little head) the next time and ask yourself "Should I do this? Will it reflect well on the club?" I think you will agree that the answer is "NO".

I could go on about the importance of taking "short pulls on the front", but I won't.
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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Rolf » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:12 am

May I suggest...
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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Lister Farrar » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:19 am

Sorry Rolf, I think that's asking for trouble from the hospital and it's neighbours. If peeing at home before isn't enough, nowhere near an organized ride is appropriate. Go see a urologist.

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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Roland » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:24 pm

I think Rolf's house is pretty close to the start of the ride, we can probably just pee in his yard.
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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Rolf » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:48 pm

Sure. My cat would welcome company.
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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Rolf » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:56 pm

Lister Farrar wrote:Sorry Rolf, I think that's asking for trouble from the hospital and it's neighbours. If peeing at home before isn't enough, nowhere near an organized ride is appropriate. Go see a urologist.

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Medical emergencies only, Lister. I would never countenance gratuitous public urination!
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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Lister Farrar » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:16 pm

Rolf wrote:
Lister Farrar wrote:Sorry Rolf, I think that's asking for trouble from the hospital and it's neighbours. If peeing at home before isn't enough, nowhere near an organized ride is appropriate. Go see a urologist.

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Medical emergencies only, Lister. I would never countenance gratuitous public urination!
Sorry if i overreacted Rolf. Had to deal with this in a previous life organizing bastion square. Some riders in their ultra-focused state would pee against the wall in an alley beside the porta-potties, 20 metres from fort street. Major hassle to keep permission for the race. Neighbours are there 24/7, races and rides are just occasional visitors and can be sacrificed.
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Re: Stop peeing at Pareto!!!

Post by Rolf » Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:01 pm

Lister Farrar wrote:Some riders in their ultra-focused state would pee against the wall in an alley beside the porta-potties, 20 metres from fort street.
We Swiss have a term for this: " 's angst bizi". Literally, "a fear-pee".

I hope nobody suffers from this before a regular Tripleshot ride. :shock: But then I hear killing our Friday A ride has become one of the biggest prizes in town...
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